If you're young, single and Muslim, finding love is getting increasingly difficult.
Qualifications, height, job prospects and even complexion are high on the list of demands.

Then there's the question of nationality.
Will your husband or wife come from Britain or from abroad?
For professional women, educated Muslim men are in short supply.

Muslim men tend to marry at a younger age, not good news when you're pushing 30.

At the Birmingham Central Mosque, they think they have the answer.

As well as ministering to its congregation, it also offers the services of one of the largest Muslim marriage bureaus.

The Bureau has over a thousand people on its books and Mr Haq and Mr Razzaq are the masterminds behind the scheme.

For them, the Bureau offers a third way, a space between the traditional arranged marriage and the Western dating scene.
For those that can’t find the love of a Muslim women there is always the other alternative.

First find yourself a job in a Takeaway/ Fast-food restaurant or better still open one yourself with a generous loan from your friendly Pakistani bank manager or local Heroin supplier.

Secondly speak to all the “White” vulnerable 12-15 yr old girls you can. Preferably pick the ones under social service care as these will not be noticed by the Council, Social Services or the Local Police Department.

Thirdly ply the girls with Alcohol, Takeaways, Gifts and Drugs (preferably Heroin) as it is freely available from your community supplier.

Once hooked there will be no requirement for marriage as you will be taking everything you need from the “White Trash” (Home Secretary Jack Straws observations) including sex by means of rape.

Once you have finished with your new sex toy you are then able to pass her on; of course for a price!
Finally when you’ve had your fulfilment and the novelty has worn off, you can then dispose of your sex toy by adding various parts of her anatomy to your Kebabs or any other meat products.

Just one final piece of advice, if the Police or any other authority comes knocking try bribery, try human rights, appeal to your councillor for references and if all else fails cry RACISM.

That’ll definitely put the PC brigade off the scent for anything up to 30yrs. By that time you’ll be retiring in any of the countries currently under Salafi or Muslim Brotherhood rule.

Yes you’ve guessed it that’ll be pretty much anywhere in the UK!